Out in California some guy tried to rob some farmworkers. He awoke them by rubbing one of them down with spices, and smacking the other with an 8 inch sausage. He was arrested after authorities discovered his wallet still at the scene of the crime.
Aside from the possibility of drugs or mental illness, or even fetishism, I wonder what exactly he was trying to accomplish with the rubbing down of the spices.
http://m.cnn.com/cnn/ne/us/detail/164983